he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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