a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize