What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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