why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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