You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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