Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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