My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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