I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
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