If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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