How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Randomize
