real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Randomize
