I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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