She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Randomize
