yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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