if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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