I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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