Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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