So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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