your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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