I can't watch pbs sober anymore
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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