On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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