But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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