you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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