There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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