the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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