i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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