I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
You can't just leave with hair like that
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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