we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Never joke about your clitoris.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
