"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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