That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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