Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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