Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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