yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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