people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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