just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I party with great urgency now.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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