I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
There was a lot of him and a little penis
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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