I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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