Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Randomize