See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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