I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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