Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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