are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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