'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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