yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
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