I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
worst night to have a conscience
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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