New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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