the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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