His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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