YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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