Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Randomize
