It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
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