Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
