Where did you get a picture of my penis
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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